green eegs and ham

 As a missionary for my church, have the chance to ask people if they would like to read the book of Mormon every day for the next two years of my life. sometimes I fill a little like Sam from the book green eggs and ham by doctor sues I changed the story up a little though, to Mormon missionary style I think it fits very well because we ask people to read the book of Mormon all the time but they don’t want to read it. But when they do take the chance to read it, they are so happy and they want to read the books of Mormon everywhere. Then they thank us for sharing what we know with them, just like same was thanked for sharing the green eggs and ham, but you know what we don’t need the thanked all we want is to share the gospel of Jesus Christ with every one, so they can experience that same joy that i have in my life.  So read this and let me know what you think about it. And if you get the urge to read the book of Mormon then do it I promise you that it will change your life, I know it changed mine

   I am Sam Sam I am That Sam-I-am That Sam-I-am! I do not like that Sam-I-am do you like
The book of Mormon I do not like it, Sam-I-am. I do not like
The book of Mormon Would you like it here or there? I would not like it here or there. I would not like it anywhere. I do not like the book of Mormon. I do not like it, Sam-I-am
Would you like it in a house? Would you like it with a mouse? I do not like it in a house. I do not like it with a mouse. I do not like it here or there. I do not like it
Anywhere. I do not like the book of Mormon. I do not like it, Sam-I-am. Would you read it in a box? Would you read it with a fox? Not in a box. Not with a fox. Not in a house.
Not with a mouse. I would not read it here or there. I would not read it anywhere. I would not read the book of Mormon. I do not like it, Sam-I-am. Would you? Could you? in a car?
Read it! Read it! Here it is . I would not, could not, in a car you may like it.
You will see. You may like it in a tree? I would not, could not in a tree. Not in a car! You let me be. I do not like it in a box. I do not like it with a fox I do not like it in a house I do not like it with a mouse I do not like it here or there. I do not like it anywhere. I do not like the book of Mormon. I do not like it, Sam-I-am.          A train! A train! A train! A train!

Could you, would you on a train? Not on a train! Not in a tree! Not in a car! Sam! Let me be! I would not, could not, in a box. I could not, would not, with a fox. I will not read it with a mouse I will not read it in a house. I will not read it here or there. I will not read it anywhere. I do not like it, Sam-I-am. Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you, in the dark? I would not, could not, in the dark. Would you; could you, in the rain? I would not, could not, in the rain. Not in the dark. Not on a train, not in a car, not in a tree. I do not like it, Sam, you see. Not in a house. Not in a box. Not with a mouse. Not with a fox. I will not read it here or there. I do not like it anywhere! You do not like the book of Mormon?

I do not like it, Sam-I-am. Could you; would you, with a goat? I would not, could not.
With a goat! Would you; could you, on a boat? I could not, would not, on a boat. I will not, will not, with a goat. I will not read it in the rain. I will not read it on a train. Not in the dark! Not in a tree! Not in a car! You let me be! I do not like it in a box. I do not like it with a fox. I will not read it in a house. I do not like it with a mouse. I do not like it here or there. I do not like it ANYWHERE! I do not like the book of Mormon! I do not like it,

Sam-I-am. You do not like it. SO you say. Try it! Try it! And you may. Try it and you may say. Sam! If you will let me be, I will try it. You will see. Say! I like the book of Mormon! I do!! I like it, Sam-I-am! And I would read it in a boat! And I would read it with a goat... And I will read it in the rain. And in the dark. And on a train. And in a car. And in a tree. it is so good so good you see! So I will read it in a box. And I will read it with a fox. And I will read it in a house. And I will read it with a mouse. And I will read it here and there. Say! I will read it ANYWHERE! I do so like the book of Mormon!

Thank you! Thank you, 

Sam-I-am